| Answering
phone |
Quick retorts for when you just don't want to answer that phone. |
| Attending
an event |
Don't want to go to that party, be bored at a dinner... |
| Being
late |
Running late,
lot's of creative reasons why you weren't on time |
| Breaking
a diet |
Been munching
when you shouldn't have?  |
| Could
havee conquered the world... |
If only it wasn't
for... |
| Ending
a phone call |
Won't stop talking ?, get of the phone with these. |
| Forgetting
birthdays |
Last tuesday kind of rung a bell, didn't send a card ? |
| Forgetting
names |
You know the
face, can't put a name to it, lots better than saying ummmm... |
| Missing
an event |
You said you would go, but something else cropped up ? |
| Not
eating food |
Your host serves
you up something looking like the contents of a stomach pump ? |
| Not
feeling well |
Feeling a bit
under the weather?, looking for something a little more creative... |
| Not
helping oneself |
Your not a total
loser are you, it's because... |
| Not
walking |
Cars are so much easier though ! |
| Overdressing |
Dressed to impress,
but your the only one... |
| Returning
calls |
Didn't get back
to them like you promised you would ? |
| Sending
email |
Should have
hit reply weeks ago... |
| Underdressing |
So everyone else is in a dinner suit... |
| Uninvited
children |
Brought the kids unexpectedly ? |
| Uninvited
guests |
Brought some friends along with you ? |
| Writing
letters |
You know you should have written... |
