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Excuses for not attending an event when you said you would

I wrote down the wrong date.

I took some cough medicine, it doesn't usually affect me, but sent me straight to sleep, and slept right though it.

My car broke down and I couldn't make it.

I had it all written down on my appointment book at work, but then got fired. They escorted me out of the building and won't send contents desk until after the investigation.

It's your fault, you were supposed to remind me.

I had to spent some time unexpectedly in jail, stag night/hen night that got just a bit out of control !

You mean party the was this year ?

Had one of those "stay at home or it's time for a divorce" discussions and just couldn't get out of it.

I had a relapse, enough said.


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Answering phone
Attending an event
Being late
Breaking a Diet
Conquered the World
Ending a phone call
Forgetting birthdays
Forgetting names
Missing an event
Not eating food
Not feeling well
Not helping oneself
Not walking
Overdressing
Returning calls
Sending email
Underdressing
Uninvited children
Uninvited guests
Writing letters