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Excuses for not sending an email

I lost your email address.

Your server kept bouncing my mail.

I did send it, no wait, it's still stuck in my "Outbox", wonder why that is....

I deleted my address book because of email virus' spread by using it, but forgot to note down everyones email address

My computer's down, hard drive crash/virus/modem's fried

Must be swirling around in cyberspace still.

I got a Worm-271b virus... still getting my computer back on line.

My ISP has been having problems.

My ISP cancelled my account by mistake, it's OK again now, but they said an email or two might go astray

Did your nameservers refresh or something, couldn't find the website or anything.

Email from me has been officially recognised as spam, you'd just delete it.

Perhaps your spam filters got it.

I don't use email much these days, whats your IRQ ?


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Conquered the World
Ending a phone call
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Forgetting names
Missing an event
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Not feeling well
Not helping oneself
Not walking
Overdressing
Returning calls
Sending email
Underdressing
Uninvited children
Uninvited guests
Writing letters