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Excuses for not going out on a walk

But I'll walk tomorrow.

But it's too hot.

But it's too cold.

But it's raining.

I can't drive that far because I will fall asleep in the car, so I will just stay home and surf the internet.

I have to do the laundry.

My husband said he misses me so I will stay home.

I don't have any new walking  t-shirts to wear, so I will just stay home.

I don't have time.

I have to work.

Nobody will go with me.

I am too fat to walk in shorts.

I need new walking shoes.

I forgot to set the alarm clock.

What if people stare at my hips, thighs, big body.

But I'm still tired from walking those long halls at the hospital for 12.5 hrs. today.

But I won't get credit for it.

I hurt too much from walking that half marathon yesterday.

I'm too old.

I feel too old TODAY.

My kids won't walk with me.

I'm afraid to walk alone.

I have to floss the cat's teeth.


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