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Excuses for being under dressed for the occasion

I had to come right from work.

I haven't had time to do the laundry.

I thought this was a casual affair.

I want to be sure you love me for who I am, not for my clothes.

I gave up fashion for Lent.

I read somewhere that dressing well greatly increases your chances of being kidnapped.

My public relations consultant wants me to develop the common touch.

I broke up with my girlfriend/boyfriend recently. Unfortunately, she/he didn't take it very well and snuck into my place when I wasn't there and cut the sleeves off of all my clothes.

I was robbed. The thief made off with all my good clothes.


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Answering phone
Attending an event
Being late
Breaking a Diet
Conquered the World
Ending a phone call
Forgetting birthdays
Forgetting names
Missing an event
Not eating food
Not feeling well
Not helping oneself
Not walking
Overdressing
Returning calls
Sending email
Underdressing
Uninvited children
Uninvited guests
Writing letters