I'll be washing my hair that week, yes, each one individually.

I don't date outside my own species

I have to pick up my last date from the taxidermist that night

I'm a strict observer of the "Don't take a loser" week

Sorry, but that's the night I have to floss my cat

I'm worried that I might yawn myself to death

Two words - "Terminal geekitis"

I just remembered, I'm married.

It's not a good time for me right now, I'm not over my last relationship yet

I'm think I'm coming down with something, I'll call you when I'm over it

A customer has turned up in town tonight and I have to do the entertaining

I have to stay home and wash my hair

Well, it's really good of you to ask, but I have to take my kids to see their father in prison that day...how about next week ?

I would love to go out with you, but I need to ask my fiancι, and I don't think he would like that very much.

I'd need to get the permission of my psychiatrist first

I can't I'm still on probabtion after what happened to my last date

I'm sorry but my friend is a psychic and she thinks that you are the devil, and dating you would violate so many personal rules of mine

I don't date, I promised my mother that I wouldn't date without her permission, and she's dead now.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

No I couldn't, your the type I always get into trouble with

I'm sorry I can't go out with you, because if we ever got to the point of me seeing you naked, there would not be enough voltage in the world to shock me back into coherency!

It would be an astrological nightmare, you see you were born on a planet with only one moon

I can't go out with you tonight because my husband Tony has told me that if he finds out that I am seeing someone else I'm gonna wake up with their head on my pillow, did I mention that my husband's in the Mafia?

There !, you've gone and ruined everything by asking. That is just so unromantic, why couldn't we have just known deeply what the other one was thinking, words are so vulgar...