We're staying together for the kids.

We've been through too much together.

The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.

My church doesn't recognise divorce.

It would be more hassle than it is worth to try to divide all our assets.

We're trying to work things out in couples therapy.

Neither of us can afford a divorce right now.

We both hate lawyers so much, we'd rather stay together and be miserable than give one penny to those bloodsuckers.

We have a prenuptial agreement. If we divorce, I'll have to give up the house/car/TV/dog.

We tried to get divorced, but our lawyers fell in love and ran away together.

The last thing I want to hear is my parents telling me, "We told you so."

No one in my family has ever been divorced. If I get a divorce, they'll disown me.

If we got a divorce, we'd end up commuting to work separately, and we wouldn't be able to take advantage of the HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) lane.

Affairs are much more fun when you're married.

I want a divorce, but I refuse to initiate one. The person who initiates the divorce usually loses.

I'd have to learn how to program the CD player and the VCR.

Being married is what makes me attractive to the opposite sex; they think I'm safe.