I don't put it down at my house.

It wouldn't stay up.

Between all the standing and the sitting, I got confused.

I was checking to see that the seat bottom was clean and I forgot.

It was the middle of the night and I had to pee. I wasn't thinking of anything else, I was practically walking in my sleep. I'm lucky 1 didn't wet the bed.

I went to an all boys/girls school, and it was never an issue there.

In my native land, we don't have toilet seats. We squat over a hole in the ground.

I put the seat up; it must have fallen down during that minor quake.