I have a note from my doctor

I have a note from my mother

I have a note from my doctor's mother...

I was here, but I had an "invisible" attack yesterday

Two words - "Alien abduction"

My goldfish died and I had to bury him at sea

My hair hurt

I was in a tree all day hanging out with the bats

I had "student flu", I was sick of school

I was staging a sit in to protest at having too much homework

I'm too cool to care

I couldn't miss my yodelling lesson

You mean we don't get Beelzebub day off ?

I was undercover

My dog ran away from home and we had to go look for him

I was visiting relative on my own planet

I really must look at the controls on my time travel machine, I could have swore it was yesterday...

I was grieving at the death of my pet cockroach