The teacher hates me.

I thought slackers were still in.

I have raging hormones.

I thought this was a study hall.

I'm not fluent in ebonics.

The tests are ethnically biased.

I'll never need this in the real world.

I'm a latchkey kid.

There are not jobs out there anyway.

I have problems at home.

I need a miracle to pass and you wont' let me pray.

I forgot my cheat sheet.

Kurt Cobain.

The cafeteria food made me delirious.

I drank a slushy too fast and it froze my brain.

I'm tired from playing midnight basketball.

I was trying to remember where I left my gun.

Teen angst.

I'm Gen X.