That's not a bug, it's a feature.

They don't build these like they used to.

Planned obsolescence.

The head office messed up.

That noise is normal.

It's a money guzzler.

It's very technical.

These things are temperamental.

Have kids been using this?

You should have bought the service agreement.

You expect too much.

It's foreign made.

Ever see the movie Christine?

I get time and a half for sitting on my butt.

I don't think it likes you.